Thursday, October 8, 2015

Headies Award 2015

THE HEADIES 2015 – NOMINEES LIST

(YEAR IN REVIEW: JULY 2014 – JUNE 2015)

 1. BEST RECORDING OF THE YEAR

A non-voting category for the best single recording by an artiste or group in the year under review.

1. Ojuelegba – Wizkid

2. Eyo – Asa

3. Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo

4. Bez – There’s A Fire

5. Cobhams – Do the right Thing

2. PRODUCER OF THE YEAR

An individual responsible for producing the most acclaimed song or album in the year under review.

1. Don Jazzy – Godwin (Korede Bello)

2. Mastakraft – Wiser (Flavour)

3. Young John – Bobo (Olamide)

4. Shizzi – Fans Mi (DavidO)

5. Legendury Beatz – Ojuelegba

6. Cobhams – There’s A Fire (Bez)

3. BEST MUSIC VIDEO

A voting category for the best conceptualist, best directed and most exciting video in the year under review.

This award goes to the video director.

1. Jamb Question (Simi) – Mex

2. Crazy (Seyi Shay) – Meji Alabi

3. The Sound (DavidO Feat. Uhuru & Dj Buckz) – Sesan

4. Katapot (Reekado Banks) – UnLimited LA

5. Baby Jollof (Solid Star Feat. Tiwa Savage) – Clarence Peters

4. BEST R&B/POP ALBUM

A category for the best R&B/Pop Album in the year under review (by single individual or group).

1. Bed of Stone – Asa

2. A.Y.O. – Wizkid

3. King of Queens – Yemi Alade

4. Rich & Famous – Praiz

5. Double Trouble – Psquare

5. BEST R&B SINGLE

A category for the best R&B single in the year under review (by a single individual or group).

1. Heartbeat – Praiz

2. Baby Daddy – Iyanya

3. Say You Love Me – Leriq ft. Wizkid

4. Do the Right Thing – Cobhams Ft. Bez

5. Wish Me Well – Timi Dakolo

6. BEST POP SINGLE

A category for the best pop single in year under review (by single individual or group)

1. Ojuelegba – Wizkid

2. Collabo – P-Square Feat. Don Jazzy

3. My Woman, My Everything – Patoranking Feat. Wande Coal

4. Woju – Kiss Daniel

5. Godwin – Korede Bello

6. Bobo – Olamide

7. BEST REGGAE/DANCEHALL SINGLE

A category for the best Reggae/Dancehall single in the year under review (by single individual or group).

1. German Juice – Cynthia Morgan

2. Sanko – Timaya

3. My Body – Solid Star Feat. Timaya

4. Daniella Whyne – Patoranking

5. Cheques and Balance – Burna Boy

6. Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay

8. BEST RAP ALBUM

A Non-Voting Category for the Best Album By A Rap Artiste Or Group In Year Under Review.

1. Baba Hafusa – Reminisce

2. Street OT – Olamide

3. Chairman – M.I.

4. Above Ground Level – Modenine

9. BEST COLLABO

A voting category for the best R&B, Pop or Hip-hop collaborative track (including cameos).

1. Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide & Phyno

2. Hold on – Joe El Feat. 2Face Idibia

3. Bad Girl Special (Remix) – Mr. 2Kay Feat. Cynthia Morgan & Seyi Shay

4. Shoki (Remix) – Lil’Kesh Feat. Olamide & David O

5. Do The right Thing – Cobhams ft. Bez

6. Sisi – Praiz ft. Wizkid

10. BEST RAP SINGLE

A voting category for a single (released on-air) recording of a rap.

1. King Kong – Vector

2. Bad Belle – M.I

3. Bank Alert – Ill Bliss

4. Local Rapper – Reminisce Feat. Olamide, Phyno & Stomrex

5. G.O.D – T.R

11. BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (MALE)

A non-voting category for the single male artiste with the most outstanding vocal performance on a single song or album.

1. Praiz – If I fall

2. Shaydee – High

3. Timi Dakolo – Wish Me Well

4. Cobhams – Do The Right Thing

5. Bez – There’s A Fire

12. BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE (FEMALE)

A non-voting category for the single female artiste with most outstanding vocal performances on a single song or album.

1. Waje – Coco Baby

2. Aramide – Iwo Nikan

3. Asa – Bed of Stone

4. Simi – Tiff

5. Yemi Alade – Duro Timi

13. NEXT RATED

This category is a voting category for the most promising upcoming act in the year under review.

1. Reekado Banks

2. Kiss Daniel

3. Cynthia Morgan

4. Korede Bello

5. Lil’ Kesh

14. HIP HOP WORLD REVELATION

A voting category for the best new artiste in the year under review.

1. Praiz – Rich n Famous

2. Yemi Alade – King of Queens

3. Skales – Man of the Year

15. LYRICIST ON THE ROLL

A non-voting category for the Rap Artiste with the best lyrical depth and performance on a single song or album.

1. Ill Bliss – Bank Alert (remix) Feat. Ice Prince, Eva Alordiah & Phyno

2. Vector – King Kong

3. Reminisce – Baba Hafusa

4. G.O.D – T.R

16. BEST STREET-HOP ARTISTE

A voting category for the artiste whose songs are inspired by the streets. Such song should captain lingua, which may also be originated by the artiste and popular on the street.

1. Reminisce – Skillashi

2. Olamide – Bobo

3. Small Doctor – Mosquito Killer

4. Mastakraft feat. Olamide, CDQ and David O – Indomie

5. Falz The Bad Guy Feat. Yemi Alade & Poe – Hello Bae

17. BEST ‘ALTERNATIVE’ SONG

A voting category for the artiste whose songs reflect any form or style of music which falls outside the mainstream of recent or past popular musical trends.

1. Di’Ja – Awwwwww

2. Bez – There’s A Fire

3. Asa – Satan Be Gone

4. Adekunle Gold – Sade

5. Ugovinna – Rain On Me

6. Simi – Tiff

18. ALBUM OF THE YEAR

A voting category for the best album (solo or group) in year under review, that meets judges requirements of excellence (Songwriting, production, rendition and promotion) and acceptability (Sales and popularity).

1. Rich n Famous – Praiz

2. King of Queens – Yemi Alade

3. Street OT – Olamide

4. Chairman – M.I.

5. A.Y.O. – Wizkid

6. Double Trouble – P Square

19. ARTISTE OF THE YEAR

Most critically and commercially adjudged artiste in the year under review. Overall most successful artiste for the year under review.

1. Olamide

2. David O

3. Wizkid

4. Yemi Alade

5. P-Square

20. SONG OF THE YEAR

A voting category for the most popular song in the year under review.

1. Ojuelegba – Wizkid

2. Godwin – Korede Bello

3. Kiss Daniel – Woju

4. Olamide – Bobo

 21. AFRICAN ARTISTE

A non-Nigerian award category for an individual African artiste or group with the most outstanding achievement, impact and infiltration into the Nigerian music scene in the year under review.

1. Diamond Platnumz

2. Cassper Nyovest

3. Sarkodie

4. Uhuru

5. AKA

HALL OF FAME

Special recognition for excellence and outstanding impact to the entertainment industry.

2Face Idibia

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Full List of Winners at MAMAs 2015

Find the list of nominees and winners at the just concluded 2015 MTV Africa Music Awards that held in Durban, South Africa below.. More photos from the event to come soon. Congrats to the winners.
BEST LIVE ACT
Flavour
Mi Casa
Big Nuz
Toofan
Diamond Platnumz – Winner

BEST GROUP
Beatenberg
B4
Black Motion
P-Square – Winner
Sauti Sol

BEST POP & Alternative
Fuse ODG
Jeremy Loops – Winner
Jimmy Levis
Nneka
Prime Circle

BEST LUSOPHONE
Ary – Winner
B4
Nelson Freitas
NGA
Yuri Da Cuna

BEST FRANCOPHONE
DJ Arafat – Winner
Jovi
Laurette
Toofan
Tor 2 Garde

BEST NEW ACT
Anna Joyce
Cassper Nyovest
Duncan
Patoranking – Winner
Stonebwoy

PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR
Basket Mouth
Bonang M
OC Ukeje
Trevor Noah – Winner
Yaya Toure

2015 EVOLUTION AWARDS
2Face Idibia
Anselmo Ralph
Asa
Black Coffe
Chameleon
D’Banj – Winner
Fally Ipupa
HHP
P-Square
Samini

BEST HIP HOP
Cassper Nyovest – Winner
K.O
Olamide
Phyno
Youssoupha

BEST FEMALE
Busiswa
Bucie
Seyi Shay
Vanessa Mdee
Yemi Alade – Winner

BEST VIDEO
The Sound
Love You Everyday
Doors
Nafukwa – Winner
Crazy

BEST MALE
AKA
Davido – Winner
Diamond platnumz
Sarkodie
Wizkid

BEST COLLABORATION
AKA, Burna Boy, Da LES & JR: “All Eyes On Me” – Winner
Davido featuring Uhuru & DJ Buckz: “The Sound”
Diamond & Iyanya: “Bum Bum”
Toofan & DJ Arafat
Stanley Enow & Sarkodie: “Njama Njama Cow Remix”

SONG OF THE YEAR
Cassper Nyovest: “Doc Shebeleza”
Euphonik featuring Mpumi: “Busa”
DJ Fisherman & NaakMusiQ featuring DJ Tira, Danger & Dream Team: “Call Out”
K.O featuring Kid X: “Caracara”
Lil Kesh Featuring Olamide & Davido: “Shoki Remix”
Mavins: “Dorobucci” – Winner Sauti Sol: “Sura Yako”
Toofan: “Gweta”
Wizkid: “Show You The Money”
Yemi Alade: “Johnny

HOUNOURARY ARTISTE OF THE DECADE
P-Square

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Truth About Making Love with Your Woman during Menstruation

Contrary to the excuse some women give to their man, having s*x on your period is absolutely safe. The myth that it’s dangerous originates largely from religious texts. Many people wrongly believed that women were “dirty” or “unclean” while menstruating, and for this reason, contact with menstruating women was limited or forbidden entirely.

In fact, some religions still adhere to these practices; however, medically and secularly speaking, there is no reason not to have s*x on your period.

In fact, s*x while you are menstruating can help ease the symptoms of premenstrual syndrome…

Many women say that orgasms can ease their cramps and the orgasmic contractions of the uterus offer a soothing internal massage. Also, orgasms release endorphins, natural painkillers and mood enhancers, which can help soothe the cramps, headaches, mild depression, and irritability sometimes associated with periods. Women should enjoy s*x more when they are menstruating because of increased feelings of fullness in the pelvic and genital areas, which offer a head start on arousal.

There is one caveat, though: Safe s*x is even more crucial during your period. Your risks of s*xually transmitted diseases and infections are higher than normal during this time because the cervix opens to allow blood to pass through. Unfortunately, this creates the perfect pathway for bacteria to travel deep inside the pelvic cavity. A woman is also more likely to pass on blood-borne diseases like HIV and hepatitis to a partner during your period and more likely to develop yeast or bacterial infections because the vagina’s pH during menstruation is less acidic. Finally, there is still a chance that you could get pregnant during your period (unless you’re on the pill), so don’t assume it’s safe to forgo contraception.

No muss, no fuss. If you are worried about staining your sheets, you can lay a towel down underneath you. You can also take things to the bathroom and have s*x in the shower or the bathtub. Not only will it be a sensuous and exciting change from the norm, but it will also help to wash any blood away.

You can even enjoy oral s*x during your period; it’s perfectly safe and healthy — although, as I said above, it’s very important to practice safer s*x techniques (like using a dental dam).

Maintain your s*x appeal. Sometimes when that time of the month rolls around, all you want to do is throw on your old sweats, lie on the couch, and gorge on feel-good snacks and ice cream. Unfortunately, foods such as these will only serve to make bloating and cramps worse, and lead to lethargy that will only add to your bad mood.

Instead, commit to maintaining your s*x appeal during your period. Some women claim that they feel s*xy and powerful during their periods, so tap into that side of you and go out for a night of fun. Getting active will help to keep your mind off your cramps, and your partner won’t be able to resist your sensual moves.

So ladies, your period doesn’t have to slow down your s*x life!

14 Reasons Your Vagina May Be Smelly

Every woman has a smell to her vagina; however when it becomes really offensive it may be a sign that something is not right down below.
Here are some of the things that may be causing your vagina odour;

1. Allergy to condoms
Some women are allergic to certain materials used in making condoms, this can trigger vaginal bacteria and cause odour.

2. Douching and Excessive cleaning
Douching can mess with the pH levels of the vagina and even cause a large amount of bacteria to grow. According to experts; you do not need anything inside your vagina to clean it: no douche, no essential oils, and no soap. The vagina can clean itself.

3. Sweat
The skin around your vagina is prone to  sweating. Sweat when combined with vaginal discharge can give off offensive odour.  If you are very active physically especially if you exercise a lot, sweat can be accumulating down there, and this can give your vagina smell too.

4. Leftover tampon
For women who use tampons, be sure there are no fibers left behind when removing the tampon as this can also cause vaginal odor.

5. Wearing underwear at night
Night time is a good time to let the vagina get some air, wearing tight panties to sleep can cause you to sweat and trigger odor. Also avoid wearing tight clothing during the day.

6. Laundry detergent
Scented detergent can cause your vagina to be irritated, this in turn can cause odor. If possible wash your underwear with unscented detergent to avoid irritation.

7. Excess pubic hair
Trim or shave away your pubic hair to avoid odor from being trapped there and to allow air on the skin around your vagina.

8. Synthetic materials
Some material do not allow air to flow through and this may cause sweat and in turn odor. When choosing panties it is better to go for non synthetic materials.

9. Spicy food
According to research spicy food can cause a sudden increase in vaginal discharge, which can cause vaginal odor.

10. Sex
Research says that the pH levels of semen can alter the natural balance of the vagina, this can cause odor after sex. STDS can also lead to infections which can cause odor

11. A bad diet
In order for your vagina to build up beneficial flora, you need to be eating a healthy diet. Some foods can also cause odor like garlic, onion, asparagus and curry as foods that can cause vaginal odor.

12. Pregnancy
During pregnancy, many of vitamins and minerals are passed along to your baby, and this can throw off the pH levels in your vagina.

13. Medications
Medications such as antibiotics can affect the bacterial balance of your vagina leading to changes in odor and discharge.

14. Hormonal Changes
The amount of discharge varies throughout menstrual cycles. Birth control pills and vaginal creams can also have an effect on the vaginal PH and odor as well.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Asset And Liability

An asset is anything, which you own and which is valuable, whether it is tangible or intangible. Assets are said to have positive economic value. Simply put an asset is something that is worth money and which a person can exchange for money.

Examples of tangible assets, that is assets we can see and touch, are cash, goods or inventory, land, buildings and equipment. Examples of intangible assets, that is, assets which we cannot see or touch, are trademarks, copyright, patents, goodwill and stock.
A liability on the other hand is an obligation - for example money that must be paid or services that must be performed. A liability is the result of a past transaction or event. Settlement of a liability usually involves the handing over of an asset. Examples of liabilities include salaries payable, accounts payable, as well as long or short-term loans which individuals or companies take and which they, of course, have to pay back.

To put it simply, an asset is something that you OWN while a liability is something that you OWE.

A financially successful person or company has more assets than liabilities. This means that they have the means to fulfill or settle their obligations. On the other hand, a person or company whose liabilities are more than their assets is probably in trouble.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Poem : Mrs Mother by @BiodunDaSilva

Who can find a virtuous woman?
For her price is far above rubies
She is the burning candle
Spreading light, pushing darkness away

She stands by "to live and let live"
Makes her community come alive
She is a mother;
Dare anyone cause her bother

She is an angel in life
Sister, mother and wife
She goes beyond the barrier of pain
Withstanding burning sun and rain

Strength and honour are her clothing
She openeth her mouth with wisdom
Her tongue is the law of kindness
She shall rejoice in time to come

She eatheth not the bread of idleness
She is behind every success
She leads a life of austerity
She is, you may say, simply active.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Poem : A Good Samaritan and A General Overseer

Walking with my barefoot
Through the sapele land
Patience is my watchword
Barbarism turns barbecue

Herdsmen kept my curriculum vitae
Conductor for the zealots
Vicissitudes that occurs
When bushmeat catch the hunter

Hankering for western education
Zoo occupants clamour
Remote with an old fogey
Whammy placed under my bowler hat

Wallowing in the circle of yuppy
Yours coins is in my hands
Haphazard dramatic grievance
Nefarious turns noodles

Salam and Shalom are friends
Hallelujah in the Mosque
La ilah in the Church
Hocus-pocus attitude adjudicated

Thunder strikes heavily
Broken bottles on the floor
Adolescent funeral apparition
Nemesis forgiveness

Monday, March 23, 2015

Poem : A Dynamic Princess

             A DYNAMIC PRINCESS

May all the fairy god-mothers
Wave all their magic wands
Fulfill all Yo pet dreams
And fond wishes !


May all Yo friends
All give Yu bear hugs
Bundles of pleasant surprises
Tied up with love's most intimate ribbons


Everything about Yu
Sends my mind for a whirl
I bet Yu weren't expecting that rhyme
I hope it won't be considered a crime


Yu are better than
All them disney princess combined
On that pretty versace dress
Vivaciously crowned with amethyst


Happy Birthday
Exclusive DynaPrincess
Moboluwaduro Tawakalitu
Omotolani Oshodi

Monday, March 9, 2015

Home Alone With My StepBrother Episode 14_Last Episode {18+}

 I reasoned thoroughly and kept silence for more
than 15minutes.
Are you deaf? Can't you answer me??? my mum
screamed loudly. I stared at her with a sorry & frightened face, so
scared of what her reactions might be if i tell her
the owner of the pregnancy.
I heard myself said "Em em Da da dani..." Da what??? Did you just said Daniel?? Please talk to
me or which Daniel are you really talking about???
She interrupted without letting me finish my
sentence. As my mum continued to shout at me, all Daniel
could do was just to stare at me fearfully.
I felt embarrased, disgraced and shameful that
moment to the extent that i didnt know when i
said my stepbrother was the one responsible for
my pregnancy. On hearing this, Daniel tried to denied by saying
No, No, No..
Suddenly, my mum fainted.
Instantly i jumped up from the sick bed and
carried her to the doctor in which Daniel too
helped me. I was lost in thought and also shocked. I can't
watch my mum die like this, I cried loudly. The doctor discharged me that day and assured
me of my mum's recovery.
I didn't want to leave her in the hospital, i want to
stay with her but Daniel also uttered some words
to me that made my mind at rest a bit.
We left the hospital together and went home. Daniel and I didn't even talk to each other this
moment. I just don't know what to do. I'm
pregnant and my mum is at the hospital. Which
one do i think of?? I asked myself.
I was so lost in thought. After some minutes i slept
off. 3 days later, I headed to the hospital to check on
my mum's health in which Daniel also followed me.
I was relieved a bit to see her getting better.
Mummy, i love you. I muttered to her with pity &
shame.
To my surprise, she held my head and put it on her chest.
Tears floated from her eyes as she held me.
"Omolola" she said with a soft voice.
Yes Mummy, i quickly replied her.
She then said nothing else and slept.
The doctor assured me of her recovery sooner. I thanked the doctor and left for house. The next day, i heard a knock on the door.. Who
could it be?? Could it be Daniel?? Ofcourse not. I
saw him in his room watching tv some minutes
ago.
I stood up and moved to the door, opened it and
to my surprise, i saw dad helding my mum's hand. I hugged her with joy but the thought my
pregnancy is still on my damn mind.
Then Dad told me to allow her to rest for the whole
day. I left her room, a bit happy, a bit sad and
that's because of my pregnancy. The next day, i was the first person to knock her
door, she opened the door and allowed me in. bit
sad and that's because of my pregnancy. The next day, i was the first person to knock her
door, she opened the door and allowed me in.
Mummy please, it was a mistake, please mum. I
pleaded to her with the feelings of being guilty.
She shrruged at first and then hugged me tightly, i
felt excited that she's no more angry wìth me. Some hours later, i left her room for mine with
happiness but still a bit sad because i don't have
the plan of marrying Daniel at all. To be candid, i
do enjoy his sexual skills but he wasn't really my
taste. I was somehow dissapointed about that. SOME M0NTHS LATER
My Mum gave birth to a good looking bouncing
baby boy which was named Felix on the naming
ceremory day. The ceremony wasn't glamorous
tho, it was done in the sitting room where we ate
and drank. Two weeks after my mum's delivery, i also gave
birth but a beautiful baby girl. She resembled
Daniel alot. This made Daniel more happier. I
wasn't happy and i guess you know the reason
why.
Daniel named the girl Daniella on the ceremony day. What a sweet name it was. The ceremony was
just like my mum's own. It was done in the sitting
room where menu menu took place. Since then, we've became a family.
That was how i ended up marrying my
stepbrother. Someone i don't really love whole
heartedly.
I hope you girls can learn from me. [THE END]

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Sunday, March 8, 2015

List Of Winners At AMVCA 2015

The award went down today in Lagos and AY's movie 30 days in Atlanta won an award. Yay!!

Steve Gukas, OC Ukeje, Kehinde Bankole and Kunle Afolayan all went home with 6 months supply of Amstel malt drink and N1m courtesy Amstel Malt.
Kunle Afolayan also won the N1m and 1 year supply of the drink (again) for winning the Best Movie overall category.

Check out the other winners below....

Best TV series……… Shuga

Best writer Tunde Babalola for ………..October 1

Best director of Art …………October 1

Best Make-up Lola Maja for ……….October 1

Best Cinematographer - Stanley Ohikhuare for ………….Verdict

Best Video Editor- Victoria Akujobi -………………..Reflections

Best Costume Designer- Deola Sagoe and Obijie Oru….. October 1st

Best Sound Editor - Kulanen Ikyo for October 1st

Best Indigenous Language (Swahili) Award ……… Srika Hemi Lakhani for Veve

Best Indigenous Movie (Hausa) Award ……. Abubakar Bashir/Hafizu Bello – Bincike

The winner of Best Indigenous Language (Yoruba)……. Fathia Balogun

Best Documentary…….. The Gift of the Nile

Best Supporting Actor ……………Blossom Chukwujekwu

Best Supporting Actress ………Linda Ejiofor

Best Actor Comedy ………….Femi Jacobs

Best Writer Comedy - The Meeting - Tunde Babalola

Best Movie Comedy (joint win)........Rita Dominic & amp; Mildred Oko

Best Movie Drama ……… Steve Gukas -A Place in the Stars

Trailblazer Award…………… CJ Obasi

The New Era Award ……………. Ayo Makun

Best Actress Drama ……….. Kehinde Bankole

Best Actor (Drama) …………… OC Ukeje

Best Director ……… Kunle Afolayan

Best Indigenous Language (Igbo) ....... Onye Ozi - The Messenger

Overall Best Movie.........Kunle Afolayan

@BiodunDaSilva

Home Alone With My StepBrother Episode 13 {18+}

Daniel: Please let me come in, I just want
to apologize

Me: Okay, come in and please be fast
about it

Daniel: Thank you He began to apologize, blah,
blah, blah,
he broke up with his girlfriend Jumoke,
he is this, he is that. He kept talking, this
time he was fully dressed, no boxers or
necklace. Sincerely speaking Daniel is
cute and hard to resist, lol.

Me: Wait a minute! Is it true you had
gonorrhea?

Daniel: oh that! You heard about it?

Me: my mum told me, what do you
expect? You stylishly had sex with me,
you know.

Daniel: stylishly?

Me: See whatever, I had sex with you
and I'm not safe of course Daniel: (laughs) Are you scared? Don't
be scared okay, it was one of my new
girlfriend Angela that infected me.

Me: God have mercy on you. Within three
weeks you already changed girlfriend.
You better be careful.

Daniel: It wasn't even only Angela i had sex with,
there is this new girl in our
street, and you know i don't like
condoms, I'm not a fan of it…… (I cut
him off)

Me: Time up (feeling irritated already
with his sexcapades), thank you sir,
come and go now. Goodnight.

Daniel: I'm sorry once again and I
kinda missed you how I wish I can turn
back the hands of time.

Me: Okay sir! Goodnight I want to sleep

Daniel: I know you missed me.
(Laughing) Goodnight love

Me: What did you just say?

Daniel: Nothing! Goodnight (he walked
out)

Me: Mtcheew (I hissed)

Few weeks later, I was in the midst of
my friends and my mum called me.

Me: Hello mum

My mum: Omo! Guess what?

Me: What is it mum? (Anxious)

My mum: I'm pregnant (so happy)

Me: oh my God! Congratulations mum,
I'm so happy for you. I was really excited, so
excited, I'm
gonna have a sibling, I wanted it so
badly. The excitement was too much, I
was in the midst of my friends jubilating,
I don't know what came over me,
suddenly I collapsed, I was rushed to the hospital.
They did various test on me, my
mum, my step father and step brother were all in the hospital with me. I don't
know what happened, all I know was
that I've been kinda weak lately. They
carried various test and thank God I was not
infected with any disease, cos I was
really scared of gonorrhea and
moreover I saw my period last month
now. I wouldn't want to disappoint my mum. Still on the hospital bed talking to
Daniel.

Me: Thank God its not gonorrhea or HIV
cos the only person I can contact that
from is you.

Daniel: God forbid, what do you mean?
Festus nko?

Me: Festus wore condom okay, I still
remember you never wore any.

Daniel: Wait! Did you take any anti
pregnancy pills after our sex, I mean
drugs that can stop you from being
pregnant.

Me: No! What is that? I don't know
anything about that, I'm still a novice
in this and moreover sef I saw my
period last month. Daniel: Hope you're not pregnant?

Me: I'm not ooooo, I still saw my
period okay… Suddenly my mum and step father just
walked in……

My mum: Haaaa! Omolola I'm really
disappointed in you (crying) I was scared, what is
going on? I thought
they said I don't have any disease.

Me: Mummy what happened?

My mum: shut up you slut, who
impregnated you? Ghen Ghen! I am dead, Daniel
didn't
wear condom all through but o saw my
period last month, although it wasn't
normal. I started having series of
flashback, Festus wore condom through
out our sex. I quickly looked at Daniel's face, he
looked at my face, starring at
each other. I am dead, Daniel is the
father, my mum is gonna kill me. My
mum is pregnant, I am also pregnant.
Father impregnated mother, son
impregnated daughter. What am I going to do?
Please help me!!!

Watch Out For Episode 14

I hid in a car boot the first time I met Genevieve Nnaji – Mercy Johnson

Ahh! The first time I met
her, my friend took me
there. When w
e got to
where she was, I became
nervous. I told my friend
“no let me hide in your boot.” And I did. I got
into her boot. (laughs)
Can you imagine I came
to see her and when I got
there I wanted to run
back. I jumped into my friends boot. So, when
she came out of the
hotel, I could not see her,
I could only hear her
voice.
The 2nd time I saw her was on set. When she
came down and I met her
she said ahh! Mercy I like
your movies and I started
crying. I was in tears of
joy. I said Aunty Genevieve, so you watch
my movies. She was sort
of embarrassed. Before I
met her, she had already
known that there was
somebody who was crazily insane about her.
She was really nice to
me, receptive. And even
whenever we work
together she will correct
me and say that thing you did, you could have
done it this way.

Home Alone With My StepBrother *Episode 12 {18+}

After several days, I think 3 weeks and
some days, I didn't go home, my mum
and her husband were back from the
honeymoon vacation over 3 weeks
now, but I didn't go and check on
them. Lied to them I was helping my grandmother, my
mum kept on calling
and calling asking questions on why I
left the house, why i refused to come
home.

At some point she got angry,
mainly because she came home from her vacation and I don't want to come check on
her even though she got me
some nice things. Daniel also called, sent
several text messages apologizing
countless times. So I finally made up my
mind to go home and do away with
shame. I got home, the first person I saw was Daniel, I
couldn't look at his
face, it was crazy feeling.

Daniel: What's up?

Me: fine

Daniel: Finally, you're back.
I'm
really sorry for……. (My mum walks in)

My mum: My baby (I quickly rushed to
her and gave her the best hug)

Me: Mummy (kissed her) I miss you mum,
so much. Me and my mum went straight up to her
room for her to show me what she
bought for me. Me and my mum started
discussing, giving me details, showing
me pictures, she bought nice things for
me. Then she stopped…

My mum: Ehn! Ehn! What happened
between you and your brother Daniel?

Me: Nothing happened oooo, I've
already told you nothing happened..

My mum: Then why did you leave the
house? I asked him why you left him
alone, he couldn't give me reasonable
answer, so I was suspecting something
happened. Or did you guys quarreled?

Me: Nope! Nothing happened mum, I just
missed grandma and home was kinda
boring that's why.

My mum: are you sure?

Me: yes mum

My mum: I trust you……. Ahem! Don't
tell anyone what I'm about to tell you
now, did you know that your brother
had gonorrhea?

Me: you mean Daniel?

My mum: Yes! His dad is really mad at
him

Me: Jesus Christ.

My mum: That boy is really spoilt, very
spoilt and he flirts a lot, I don't like
that. Thank God I don't have a child like
that. My baby is still a virgin and
doesn't flirt.

Me: (swallowed spit) of course mum,
I'm still a virgin (faked smile)

My mum: I trust my girl (she gave a high
five) I missed you so much. We talked and talked
and talked. My
step father came back, he joined the
conversation. Daniel was in his room, I
guess he was disappointed, gonorrhea?
Seriously fear catch me, i just hope I'm
not infected like this. I was in my room, a knock on my door…

Me: who is that?

Daniel: its me….

Me: what do you want? Can't you see it is late….

Watch Out For Episode 13

Friday, March 6, 2015

#Jokes : We don't Sell Our Products to Akpos

 Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked
the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?"
The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our
products to Akpos." Akpos again came next
day by cutting his beard and asked "what is
the price of this TV?" The storekeeper replied
"we don't sell our products to Akpos". The
next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked "what is the price of this TV?" The
shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our
products to Akpos." Finally Akpos got irritated
and asked the shopkeeper "how do you
recognise me every time?" The storekeeper
replied "because this is not a TV it is
Microwave Oven!"

#Jokes : Never argue with a woman, just use Yo brain like this guy.

A man went on a night out with his
friends the wife is furious and tells
the kids that when he comes back
they must not open the door for him.
At about12 o'clock the man comes
back and knocks...
the Wife tells him "go sleep where your
coming from" and the man
answered" I'm not here to sleep my
dia , I'm here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or give it
to me,
there'r lots of women at the party!
The wife opened the door and said
"you are not going anywhere. Enter the house"

Home Alone With My StepBrother *Episode 11 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

Festus: WTF! Oh my God, Jesus Christ. Festus caught us red handed, I felt like waking up
from a dream, cos it was like a dream. Festus closed the door and
walked away in disappointment.

I pushed Daniel away.

Me: Oh my God, what have I done
(crying), Daniel look at what you've
caused, I told you to leave me alone.
Picked up my nightgown trying to to wear it,
Daniel was just looking, he wasn't remorse at all….

Me: look at what you have done. Trying to run after Festus, all of a sudden Daniel
held my hand.

Daniel: Where are you? What is so
special about him? Let him go, I'm here for you. I was surprised Daniel could say such,
he wasn't bothered at all, he was
proud of it. I pushed him away.

Me: God! You are a devil, get your filthy
hands off me. I walked out on him, ran after Festus
to beg him but he didn't listen, he automatically
broke up with me and said he doesn't want to
have anything with me again. Festus didn't even spend the
night in that house, he packed his things and left, I
begged him but he didn't listen, I cried so bitterly
to the extent that Daniel's girlfriend come to meet
me and asked me what happened, I couldn't say
it. Daniel didn't even come out through out, he locked himself in his room, he was not sad, he
caredless, he was happy, thinking he has me
to himself. I quickly went to my room, packed little
of my things, I couldn't stay in that
house anymore, going to my
grandmother's place. While packing
my bags Daniel walked in.

Daniel: Where are you going? Look I'm
sorry, I'm really sorry, I didn't want
this to happen. I didn't even say a word, I was silent,
packing my things.

Daniel: Omolola please say something.
Where are you going? I love you, I'm
here for you, please don't go. He tried coming close to me, touching
me, I got so furious and gave him a dirty
slap.

Daniel: Fine! Go if you want to go, its
your problem (he hissed and walked out
of my room) I finished packing my things, closed
the
door, going downstairs, Jumoke rushed
to meet me.

Jumoke: Where are you going? What is
going on? You people are just putting me
in darkness. Omolola please stay.

Me: your boyfriend caused everything.
Daniel is the devil, please leave me
alone. Let me go.
She couldn't stop me, I got downstairs,
opened the door and Daniel called my
name from the staircase.

Daniel: Omolola please don't go, I'm
sorry I looked at him with so much hate,
walked out and closed the door

Watch Out For Episode 12

Thursday, March 5, 2015

Home Alone With My StepBrother *Episode 10 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

 The bathroom sex was awesome, Festus fucked me
me one in the bathroom, you know that kind of sex
when the shower is running and your being banged
from behind so fast. Gosh! Believe me it is so good
when you’re home alone, you will be free to try new
things. After the bathroom sex, we moved to the bedroom, we did different styles, sucking my
nipples, sucking his dick, playing and sucking his
scrotum, sitting on his dick, panting up and down,
tilting left and right, moaning, squeezing my boobs,
the passionate kiss, the sucking of my ears, the back
flip, the squirting and the cumming (sigh). We finished having sex, Festus dozed off, a text
message on my phone. Who could that be at this
middle of the night. I opened it and the text message
read thus “is he as good as me? You know I’m
better”. Guess who sent the message, I’m sure you
all known it is Daniel of course. I quickly deleted the message, smh and went to sleep.
The following day was normal, me and my boyfriend
also went to the cinema, it was fun hanging out with
Festus, I was already falling so much in love with
him. We enjoyed ourselves, came back home, Daniel
and his girlfriend wasn’t at home. Me and my boo had our dinner, went straight to bed. No sex this
time okay, before you start calling me a slut or
ashewo please. It was a sex free day okay! Daniel
and his girlfriend came back so late, we were already
sleeping, then I got another text message on my
phone, its from Daniel, begging me to come meet him in the guest room, saying he missed me and he
wants me so badly. Can you imagine how stupid
some boys can be, he has a girlfriend with him in his
room, on his bed, yet he’s requesting for my own
pussy, his step sister for that matter. I replied with
“no and he should go to hell”. After some minutes, He started calling my number, I had to switch off my
phone, cos if I pick that call, I might fall for it, I
switched off the phone and slept off.
I woke up very early that morning, wanted to do
some laundry, my cloths and my boyfriend’s cloths
were dirty. So, I went to the laundry room, carrying laundry basket. We use washing machine in our
house, got to the laundry room, switched on the
machine trying to sort the dirty cloths. While doing it,
I had earpiece in my ear listening to my iPod, then all
of a sudden someone hugged me from behind. So
scared….

Me: Who is ……. (Frightened)
It was Daniel, I pushed him away…

Me: what is the meaning of all these, I’ve told you to
stay away from me for crying out loud. Stop this!

Daniel: What is wrong with you? I want you Lola, I
can’t stop thinking about you, I’m obsessed with you already.
Daniel was wearing his boxers this time, with his
gold necklace on his neck. Gosh! So sexy….

Me: Stop all these, it is wrong, let’s stop it

Daniel: I tried but I can’t okay, if it is just this once, I
won’t disturb you again. I can’t stop thinking about your body.
He began to seduce me, his dick was already hard as
usual, he became so close this time, I’ve lost control
of myself, he kissed me.

Daniel: just this last time, I won’t disturb you again, I
promise, please.

Me: oh God! Why do you keep doing this to me? Is it
because you know I’m weak.
He drew me closer and began to kiss me deeply, he
pulled of my nightgown, I pulled off his boxer, we
began to play with our private part, kissing so
passionately.

Daniel: I love you, I love you so much…
Then he lifted me on the washing machine and
inserted his dick

Me: Yikes!!! (Moan)
He gave me this killer, flirty smile and he began to
fuck me so slow and I couldn’t help than to ask for more by saying “yes”, fucking me steadily, so
steadily till someone opened the door and caught us.

Watch Out For Episode 11

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Home Alone With My StepBrother *Episode 9 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

Festus: Wakey, wakey, good morning dear, I made
you hot tea. Me:(yawning) ooooooooooh! Don’t wake me up
Moor (cuddles the pillow)I’m tired, I’m weak. Festus: what did you do that yu’re tired? Or is it
because of last night?

Me: (scared) last night? What do you mean? ( my
conscience already prickling me)

Festus: Yes now! The hot sex you know
My heart started beating so fast…..

Festus: I’m sure you enjoyed my dick
I was relieved, you know how it is to have guilty
conscience….

Me: (sigh) oh, okay…. You’re not serious (smiles)

Festus: oya stand up take your hot tea, I made it
specially for you

Me: Awww! I love you so much, thanks love (rose
up, kissed him and began sip my hot tea) Festus: less I forget, what happened to your
kitchen, it is very rough, I had to clean it. Me: erm, erm, probably….. Daniel or his girlfriend
sha, you know those people are rough (smiling).
Later in the day, I was home alone with my boo,
Daniel and his girlfriend went to the cinema I
guess, cos when they were going they were just
arguing on the movie they were gonna see. They didn’t even bother to tell us where they were
going, like I care. The most annoying part is how
the girlfriend be forming “drunk in love” with
Daniel, behaving all loved up with Daniel. Stupid
girl, how I wish you know what went down under
your nose. Anyway I was at home with my boyfriend in the evening, Daniel and his girlfriend
came back, looking so happy, they greeted, they
actually bought some goodies for us oooo.

Festus: hey! Welcome back guys
Gosh! I don’t know what osnwrong with this
Festus, he’s always too forward.

Jumoke: (excited) Oh my God, you guys missed a
lot, how I wish we went together. I told Daniel to
invite you guys but he said you guys had plans.
She came closer to me, hugged me and brought
out the goodies they got for us.

Me: eyah! Thank you so much…. Yes we had
plans jare, we would definitely hangout one of
these days.
Festus and Daniel began to argue on football, you
know guys conversation. Me and Jumoke on the
other hand were discussing share, we both cooked dinner that day. It was fun being with her
but I still this guilty conscience. Through out that
day me and Daniel didn’t make an eye contact,
we didn’t even talk to each other.

We all went to
bed that night, me and my boyfriend had sex, my
boyfriend actually surprised me this time, he really fucked me so good this time but it wasn’t
as good as Daniel. The one thing my boyfriend is
so good at is sucking of pussy, men, he’s really
good at the, he would suck me to the extent that
I would see myself in paradise. Festus fucked me
in the bedroom, it was so sweet, the bathroom sex was off the hook, he kept on banging me from
behind, I was just moaning so hard, Festus too is
trying I just don’t know why Daniel’s dick taste
so different like honey. Makes me want to have
more…

Watch Out For Episode 10

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Home Alone With My StepBrother *Episode 8 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

Me: oh my God! You scared me, what
are you doing here?

Daniel: what does it look like?

Me: Jesus Christ, you're even naked,
I can't watch this ( I tried to hide my
face)

Daniel: (laughs and start talking in a
very flirty tone) well this is not your
first time of seeing, Atleast you've
seen it before and you've also felt it
too, very well if I'm correct,
you've enjoyed the whole thing.

Me: please stop all this rubbish, okay,
I'm not here to hear all this riddles,
please, I'm here to get a glass of
water, so please and please mind
your business. I told you not to talk to
me again, stay away from me. (Hissed)

Daniel: okay! Could you please turn off
the light..

Me: for what? Daniel: as you can see I'm naked, so
put it off ma..

Me: no, I can't do that, I will put off
the light after I drink the water. He smiled at me, I opened the
refrigerator brought out table water, I
will be needing a glass cup but the
cups are behind Daniel, exactly the
corner Daniel is. I was confused on
what to do and I don't like dipping table water in my mouth, its not lady
like. I stood there for some minutes, I
didn't want him to notice I'll be
needing a glass cup to drink the
water. He just stood there drinking his
glass cup of milk.

Me: erm, erm could you please help
get a glass behind you.. He looked me with a surprised face,
he looked behind him and looked at
me again

Daniel: you mean me?

Me: yes its you Daniel: what happened to your leg?
Come and pick it yourself He moved away from
that corner, I
went to pick the cup myself, filled my
cup with water and drank it, all of
sudden the light went off and the kitchen door was closed.

Me: why did you off the light? You
even closed the door, what is the
meaning of this? Daniel moving close to me, I was
moving backwards.

Me: Daniel, please stop all these
rubbish, I don't like it He kept on moving closer to
me, I was
moving backwards till reached the
kitchen cabinet side, I couldn't move
again.

Me: Daniel what is all these now? I
don't like it oooo, I will scream ooo

Daniel: I want to fuck you, I want you

Me: fuck who? You must be drunk,
you're really sick…. Didn't you just
finish fucking your girlfriend, did you
think I didn't hear all the noise,
hehehehe, you came to drink a cup of
milk just to boost your wasted sperm, yet you're here asking for another
sex from your sister.
You're
seriously cursed, please stray away
from me. He became soooo close to me this
time..

Me: oooh God, what is all this now? Do
you want me to scream? You know
my boyfriend is around I looked at his dick, his
dick was
already erected like pinocio's nose,
very strong and long, I was attracted to it tho, I was attracted to Daniel's
body anyway, let me not lie.

Daniel: did your boyfriend fucked you
the way I did? Say the truth He tried kissing me, touching my
waist.

Me: its none of your business kk,
don't touch me ( I tried to push him
away) Then he tried to touch my boobs this
time.. Daniel: (speaking with seductive tone)
God! I love your boobs.. I was already feeling the heat within
but I just have overcome this
temptation, I have to but it wasn't
easy cos Daniel is a pro when it
comes to seduction. He began to peck
me, he began to bite my ear so passionately, I couldn't take it
anymore, I couldn't take it anymore,
I swear it wasn't my fault, till he
kissed me.......

==WATCH OUT FOR EPISODE 9==

Monday, March 2, 2015

#Poem Iwalewa (Virtue Of Beauty) - Biodun Da Silva

Just Like Jewels Gems
and Rubies Rare
and Distinguished and Unique Virtuous
Full Of The Spirit Of Kind Loving and Sweet
Discerning Compassionate
An 'Hopostofic Preco'
A Paragon Of Virtue
An Epitome of Beauty
A Drop Dead Gorgeous Damsel

The Beauty of Iwa isn't in the clothes she wear
The Figure that she carries
Or the way she combs her hair
isn't in a facial mole
but true beauty is reflected by her soul

She is like a tree planted by the waterside
That yields her fruit in its time and tide
That never cease to bloom through the climes
She is a close companion one ought to have
She is not the blend that craves materialism
But with peerless zest she seek good futurism
Being virtuous she stands out among the rest

Her voice sedates melancholy
Her gossips bring joy and harmony
She is prayeful, resourceful and kind
She likes industry and distates negligence
Indispensable and exalted for her diligence

She is like a star shining in the sky
The only one seen by every eye
Because she leads a life of austerity
She is, you may say, simply active.

                                                  
*Hopostofic means Unique
*Preco means Unusual Behaviour

Home Alone With My Step Brother *Episode 7 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

My boyfriend eventually came the next day, I wasn’t
feeling too happy to see him anyway but I just have
to fake it. He asked me why i didn’t pick up my
phone yesterday, I sha lied to him, he said he came
to my place yesterday, I gave him silly excuses.

Me: When I waited and waited for you nko,I was
expecting you so early you came late that was the
reason why I didn’t pick your calls. I also went to my
friend’s place when I didn’t see you.

Festus: aww! I’m sorry sweetheart, it wasn’t my fault,
I was delayed in school. Please forgive me (he kissed
me). I asked him what he wanted to eat, I cooked for him,
he was in the living room watching dstv. I brought
the food to him, all this time I didn’t see Daniel come
downstairs, I’ve not not even set my eyes on him
that day.

Festus: what about your brother? Daniel!

Me: I don’t even know for him

Festus: is he not at home? Me: Please leave me alone, I don’t know (I got pissed
with the questions)

Festus: are you guys not in talking terms? Cos it
seems something is going on between you two.

Me: hahaha! What do you mean by that? See he
should be somewhere, I don’t know his
whereabout. We changed the conversation, then a knock on our
door, who can that be? Daniel quickly rushed out of
his room, wearing his boxer, shirtless and putting on
gold neck chain. Wow! I was kinda attracted to him,
he came downstairs, I couldn’t even look at his eyes
cos i was ashamed. He saw my boyfriend he greeted him, he opened the door and it was his girlfriend, I
greeted her, she was just there nothing special about
the girl I’m even prettier than her sef. Daniel came
close to greet my boyfriend formally this time. Daniel
didn’t even look at my face at all, he doesn’t care..

Daniel: Hey what’s up guy, you must be Festus right?

Festus: Yeah! And you must be Daniel. I didn’t know
you’re around, I asked your sister if you were at
home she was just being nutty

Daniel: Haa! Don’t mind her, I was in my room
sleeping, I was very weak, I did a very stressful and
hard job yesterday that actually made me weak, it
wasn’t easy yesterday. The work was not easy but it
was sweet. Huh! I had guilty conscience, what does he mean by
that, is he mad? Hehehehe, so he is referring to what
happened yesterday as a job well done or what does
he mean by that.

Festus: I actually came here yesterday nobody was at
home, I knocked countless times, I would have
helped you out. Daniel: (laughing) Really, you came yesterday? I was
at home, Probably that should be when I was so
busy doing the job.

Festus: Hahaha! What kind of job can that be?

Daniel: Omolola knows about it ( Daniel looked at me
and winked at me and smiled) ask her.

Festus: interesting… Nice meeting you bro

Daniel: Same here sir.. He introduced his girlfriend and they both went to
their room.. Later in the night, my boyfriend demanded for sex,
we kissed, romanced, I sucked his dick, his dick is of
average, Daniel’s dick is way bigger and heavier. He
began to fuck my pussy, I wasn’t really enjoying it
but it sweet tho, he didn’t do style with me, it was just
mummy and daddy style, during the sex what I was just thinking about is me and Daniel’s sex. Festus
was really fucking me with his dick, he was good, he
sucked my pussy again, began to fuck me another
round, he was pounding me so fast, I was moaning
really sweet, he fucked me till he cum and removed
the condom filled with sperm. After the sex Festus just slept off immediately, breathing heavily, he
kissed me and said goodnight. I woke up around
2pm, I was thirsty, I was putting on only my
nightgown, I went to the kitchen to get a chilled
water to drink. I got to the kitchen, I put on the light,
the next thing I saw was a naked man in the kitchen, drinking a cup of milk, I was scared, the naked man
was my step brother Daniel.

Watch Out For Episode 8

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Home Alone With My StepBrother *Episode 6 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

i woke up in the midnight, I found myself naked,
Daniel too was naked but asleep, I felt so bad, what
have I done? I couldn’t cry cos what I did was so
wrong. I touched my pussy I discovered it was
seriously fucked by Daniel, I looked at Daniel dick, thinking I took this thing in my pussy, I looked at my
pussy again feeling so ashamed, shaking my head.
Daniel was just snoring like a fool on the bed, I got
so angry and upset, I angrily spanked him.

Me: wake up, wake up… Daniel wake up
Misbehaving on bed, the snoring became annoying, tapped him harder again

Me: Daniel please wake up, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel
Daniel: (he yawned) what is it? Mehn I’m weak

Me: what happened between us?

Daniel: what did you mean? What kind of question is
that?

Me: So we had sex? (Sad)

Daniel: of course, is not that I raped you, you agreed,
I didn’t force you.

Me: why would you have sex with me? This is
wrong, you’re my brother for Christ sake

Daniel: Stop it, you’re not a small girl, at least when I was doing it, you were not complaining, you were
enjoying it and moreover we are not related in any
way. So what’s the big deal, I enjoyed the sex and
I’m sure you enjoyed it too.

Me: Its unfair ooo, so you took the advantage of me
because I’m a small girl abi.

Daniel: ( moved closer to me) what is wrong with
you? Didn’t you enjoyed it? You wanted my dick
don’t deny it.
He tried to kiss me again, I got annoyed and pushed
him away..

Me: Stop it please, don’t you ever try that with me ever in your life. Don’t come near me ever in your life,
you’re such a bad person. Stay away from me.

Daniel: whatever abeg. ( he hissed)
I got up from his bed using his bed sheet to cover
my body and left his room with anger and
disappointment.I got to my room, feeling so bad, I made mistake, Daniel wasn’t even bothered about it.
I went to bathroom straight, I freshened up, washed
my damaged pussy very well, cos I told my bf its
been long I had sex, so he’s expecting my pussy to
be tight but Daniel has really expanded it. After
freshen up, I picked up my phone to send my boyfriend a very annoying text message for
disappointing me, he was the one that caused
everything that happened between me and my step
brother. I checked my phone, I saw 8 missed calls
from my boyfriend, I saw his text message. In his
text message, he said he came to my place and he knocked on our door, nobody opened the door, he
called me and I didn’t pick up, he said he’s around in
his cousin’s place that lives down the street, he will
be coming over in the morning. Can you imagine, it
means me and Daniel were fucking when he was
knocking on our door or probably I slept off after the sex, gosh, I should have waited a little bit longer,
I should have more patience. Why me, I’m so foolish
right now…..

Watch Out For Episode 7

Friday, February 27, 2015

Home Alone With My Stepbrother *Episode 5 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

Me: Huh! (I came back to my senses)

Daniel: are you checking my dick out? Do you love it?

Me: what do you mean? (I hissed)

Daniel: tell me you don’t want it

Me: are you flirting with me? Seriously speaking I wanted it but I wasn’t sure if i
should do it, I shouldn’t have taken the drug, I was
so horny, really horny, even if I see the gateman at
this point I would allow him fuck me. Daniel kept on
flirting with me…

Daniel: I tot you once said you would love to have sex with me

Me: that was just a joke, please stop it I don’t like
what you’re doing right now.

Daniel: I’m sure we are both horny, cos I saw you
taking one of my drug, did you think I didn’t see
you?

Me: What drug? I didn’t take any drug ooo
He moved closer to me, my heart started beating fast,
what is happening here? I don’t want this to happen
but I want it.

Daniel: Omolola let’s do it now, your boyfriend is not
here, my girl is not here too. He started touching my cheek..

Me: stop it Daniel, you are my brother please stop
Daniel: but we are not related
Daniel became so close this time, he started touching
my lips, he was looking at me with a very flirty eyes,
seducing me.

Daniel: you’re not a small girl now ( he began to peck
me)

Me: stop it, stop, stop, stop.
He was kissing my lips already, I kept telling him to
stop but he didn’t listen, he grabbed my boobs and
brought it out from my gown, he began to suck it

Me: Daniel stop it, stop, stop it please (moaning)
I was really moaning so hard, he was really sucking
my nipples, then he put his fingers in pussy and
started fingering me, he was kissing while fingering
me, I was really moaning so hard but I kept saying
“Daniel please stop it”, he removed my nightgown, he crossed his legs on me, facing me, and kissing me
so hard, squeezing my boobs, he removed his
boxer, gosh, Daniel’s dick is extremely long and
large and curve too. He started sucking my pussy,
this time, Daniel asked if i love it, I couldn’t help but
to say “I love it”. He held his dick and inserted it into my pussy, I couldn’t help but to scream.

Daniel: sorry, wow your pussy is tight
He began to fuck me slowly, I was really moaning so
sweet, he was doing it so slow, I was really enjoying.
Then he became fast this time, I was loving it, then he
stopped, I changed my position for another style, doggy style, fucking me really hard from behind, I
kept on saying “Daniel please stop”, I was moaning
so hard, we changed to another style again, he sat
on the couch, sat on his dick and riding him, ride the
cock, I was just going up and down, I was feeling his
dick allover my pussy, he was quezzing my boobs so hard, my legs were already shaking, but I was really
riding his cock. He was just saying “I love you, I
don’t need jumoke anymore”, then I faced him this
time, still riding his cock, kissing him. Moaning so
passionately, he lifted me up this time, fucking me so
hard, while standing up facing him, doing the scissors style, my pussy making a silly sound each
time the dick enters it. “Let’s go to my room” he said
while fucking me, he kept on fucking me still
carrying me, he kept on fucking me as we were
climbing the stairs, you known that kind of sex?
Daniel must have really watched too many porn. We got to his room, still kissing and fucking me, I
wanted more, he laid me on his bed and began to
fuck me again, moaning seriously, he was sucking
my nipples, we started going tip by tip on his bed,
going left and right, still fucking me pussy, i began to
squirt, my legs were already shaking, he fucked me so hot till he cums. We fucked for more than 2hrs I
guess, we started panting, I was really weak,
sweating so hard, till we slept off.

Watch Out For Episode 6

Home Alone With My Step Brother *Episode4 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

4pm already and Festus is not here, I was so
disturbed and annoyed, I was already going crazy, I
was already horny, very horny, I’ve never been
horny like this in my entire life. I needed sex so
badly, I’m already regretting that I used the stupid drug. I tried calling Festus but he’s not reachable,
he’s number is not available. Do you know the
feeling of being disappointed after so Much
preparation, I’m sure you know the feeling of being
disappointed especially when it comes to sex, when
you’ve already planned to have sex but it didn’t happen. The konji that was battling with me that day
was terrible. It 5pm already, I heard the door bell,
come and see the way I rushed out of my room,
immediately I came out of my room, Daniel also
rushed out of his room too, we jammed each other,
we ran down stair hoping it was my boyfriend, and Daniel too was hoping it was his girlfriend. Daniel
opened the door and it was the Driver, I was so
pissed off, I just walked. The stupid man came to tell
drop the car keys.
I sat on the chair in the sitting room, Daniel was still
attending to the driver, I discovered Daniel was wearing his boxers, which I never noticed, then all
of sudden Daniel and the Driver started laughing and
I was wondering what was amusing them.

Driver: Well done ooooo, aunty Omolola. I don dey
go, see you tomorrow (smiling as he was leaving)

I began to wonder what was amusing the driver, did Daniel tell him something about me cos I know he
has a bad mouth. The driver left..

Me: what is making the both of you laugh like that? I
know you have said something stupid about me abi

Daniel: (he smiled) can’t you see what is going on?
I didn’t understand what he was saying, he picked up his phone and started calling his girlfriend but
she wasn’t picking his calls, I didn’t even pay
attention not until I saw something that really got my
attention. I saw something stretching inside Daniel’s
boxers, he was already hard, very hard, he was just
going lamenting, I realized that should be the reason the driver was laughing, probably the driver thought
we were doing something cos me sef I was wearing
a sexy nightgown, Daniel wearing only boxers with
his dick hard and me wearing a skimpy nightgown
who wouldn’t think something was going on. I just
couldn’t take my eyes off his dick, believe me, Daniel is really huge, very huge I must confess. I was using
style to check his dick out as he was lamenting and
cussing his girlfriend for disappointing him, I started
checking Daniel out from head to toe, he has six
pack too, Daniel is handsome than my boyfriend
anyway. Daniel finally sat down, I was still checking him out..

Daniel: can you believe the stupid girl switched off
her phone sha.
I didn’t even say anything, I was pretending to be
minding my own business, he furiously dropped his
phone on the floor, he sat comfortably on the couch. I was still checking him out, I was already imagining
me riding his cock, Daniel was still upset, I can’t help
but to keep accessing my step brother out. How I
wish.

Daniel: what are you looking at?

Watch Out For Episode 5

Thursday, February 26, 2015

#Jokes *Me Or Yu - Njuwo

John: bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or
u?

Home Alone With My Step Brother *Episode 3 {18+} - Tosin Silverdam

The following day, my mum and her husband
finally left the house. They travelled for their
honeymoon. I started trying my boyfriend’s
phone number but it wasn’t reachable, I was
expecting him that day but it wasn’t reachable
not until later in the day. I talked to him one he promised to come the next day that he can’t
make it that day anymore. I felt bad cos I was
already horny, I already made proper planning
but he said he was gonna come the next day
sha. Daniel’s girlfriend too also promised to
come the next day. I slept alone in the house that day, Daniel went clubbing cos it was on
friday

The next finally came, I was so anxious about
Festus arrival, I was already anticipating. Daniel
wasn’t back, I was the only one at home. I
took my bath, cooked Festus’ favourite food,
already put on make up, was wearing my sexy
nightgown, a very sexy and skimpy night gown, I was wearing no underwear. Still
expecting my baby to come.. Around 2pm, the
door bell rang, I rushed down stairs, adjusting
my gown and acting sexy. I opened the door
and it was the stupid Daniel.

Me: mtcheeeew (I hissed) its even you..
(Disappointed)

Daniel: Wow! Is this you or am I dreaming? I walked away from him trying to cover my
body, especially my cleavages

Me: what are you even looking for sef? I sat on
the chair..

Daniel: oh! So you thought its your boyfriend
abi (laughing)

Me: are you mocking me now?

Daniel: Pele dear! But seriously girl you are hot
and sexy, how I wish..

Me: in your wildest dream.. (Annoyed)

Daniel: anyway my girlfriend is coming today,
she’s even on her way sef.. He brought out
some herbal drugs from his cross bag..

Me: what is this? Daniel: this is what they call amokole (sex
enhancer)

Me: so what is this one for now?

Daniel: marathon sex of coursea. I wanna fuck
jumoke (his new girlfriend) all night, non stop
sex, like the way they do it in blue film. …..

Me: nawa oooo. So where did you get this one
from now?

Daniel: from aboki ni, my customer. This is what
I use if I want fuck those girls.

Me: hmmmm.. He brought out the substance with a bottled
seven up drink, he mixed it together and he
drank it.

Daniel: my girlfriend will soon be here, in the
next 2 hrs, she’s on her way nowa This drug
will make me fuck her for 5 hours or more I was interested in the drug but I couldn’t say
anything. I would love to have marathon sex
with Festus too. I’ve been dying of sex
starvation.. Daniel left the sitting room, he said
he wanna go shower, he left. But the drugs
was still on the table, I quickly took one out of the drugs and quickly used it with the seven
up drink. Hoping that Festus will be around
before 4pm, I went to room, I was imagining
how the sex is going to be like. I also want our
sex to be like the way they do it in blue film
too, non stop sex things Omo Balogun I see You [ Up GDSS ]

Stay Tune for Episode 4

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Home Alone With My Step Brother *Episode 2 {18+}

Later that night, I quickly called my boyfriend,
Festus if he would be able to come over to my
place, I teased him about us making love finally.
He agreed to come spend the whole week with
me since my mum and her husband would be
away for one week, Festus has been disturbing me for sex all these while but I’ve not been able
to give it to him cos I’m a “get inside” child.

Knock on my door…

Me: who is that?

Daniel: Na me your elder
brother

Me: come inside now, ode..

Daniel: is it me you are calling ode?

Me: Whatever! Duh! So what do you want?

Daniel: (he smiled and hit me on my ass) You
don’t have respect again abi

Me: hahaha! Daniel what is the meaning of that
rubbish now? Why would you hit me on my
ass? For what? (Annoyed)

Daniel: hmmmm… Oya Pele, I’m sorry

Me: how can you help you sir?

Daniel: (he sat on my bed) ehen… I
came to inform you about something. You know my dad and your mum are travelling.
Please sister, I know you have big mouth. I
came to tell you that I’m bringing one of my
girlfriend to the house for the whole week.
Please, I beg you..

Me: Yes oooo! Thank God we are on the same
term.. (Excited)

Daniel: what do you mean by that?

Me: I’m also bringing my boyfriend ni

Daniel: Jesus Christ! You this small girl have a
boyfriend? ( surprised)

Me: hahaha! Do I look like a virgin to you?

Daniel: Omolola!!!! May God have mercy on you

Me: and on you too… See, I love dick too, if not
that you’re my brother we would have even
fucked each other sef (jokingly said that)

Daniel: hmmmm! Children of these days are so
spoilt… Wait sef, did you
say you wish to fuck me? Are you serious about
that?

Me: huh! Go away joor, I was only joking with
you. How can I fuck you
na?

Daniel: anything can happen Na, since we are
not related (looking at me with flirty eyes)

Me: You are crazy…. Leave my room joor.

He left my room that night, we both agreed to
keep our secrets, but that night I discovered
Daniel was hard when I told him we can have
sex together, I was only joking with him
anyway but I didn’t take it serious but it seems
he took it serious.

Watchout For Episode 3

Home Alone With My Step Brother


Episode 1

My mum: Lola, guess what?
Me: what is it mum? You know I’m not good at
guessing (so anxious)
My mum: well, Demola my fiancee just proposed to
me, I’m getting married (with excitement, showing me the engagement ring)
Me: wow! Congrats mum, I’m happy for you…..
(Hugged her with happiness)
Well, its all started there… My name is Omolola but
you can call me Lola for short, I’m 18 years old, I
finished my ssce last year and I’ve wrote jamb like twice but no luck. My mum is 37 years old, she had
me when she was just 18 years old, she works with
an insurance company. My Dad is late, I never even
got to meet him before he died. I heard he had an
accident or something. Anyway, Demola is my mum’s
boyfriend whom she’s been dating for 3 years now. Demola is also a single dad, he has a son named
Daniel. Daniel is 21 years old, a student, a very flirty
and handsome boy. Daniel is friendly, he takes me
like a sister, in short we are close, very close but
something happened between us that almost ruined
our parent’s relationship and our family as a whole. This is how it all started….
Eventually my mum and Demola got married,
everybody was so happy, we moved into a new
house, I now have someone to call dad, I have a
brother too even tho he is my step brother. We
moved into a very big house, a five bedroom duplex in Lagos. I have my own room, Daniel has his own
room of course, what do you expect? We started
living together as family, after the wedding our
parent didn’t go for their honeymoon cos of the
nature of their job, so they postponed it to when
they would have enough time. I enjoyed the company of Daniel and his father, we were so close. I
have a boyfriend, yes I have a boyfriend, infact I’m
not a virgin, so don’t be surprised. I lost my virginity
at the age of 16 to a youth corper way back in
secondary school, whom I dated for few months
before he left me to his hometown. Daniel on the other hand is a flirt, he’s cute as in very cute, he has
numerous girlfriend, he fucks them anyhow, he
brings in different girls to the house, his room is full
of condoms infact he’s a pervert, those stupid girls
flirts with him a lot, they throw themselves to him so
cheap. One day I was at home alone, my mum got back
from the office early that day. I was surprised…
Me: hahaha, mummy what happened? You came
home so early today.
My mum: Abi jare, I’ve been given one week leave to
go for my honeymoon, finally. Me: (surprised) honeymoon ke, what do you mean?
My mum: Me and your stepfather wanted to surprise
you guys.
Me: how?
My mum: We are going on honeymoon tomorrow.
We are travelling to South Africa for our honeymoon, and its gonna last for one week.
Me: Haba mummy, this is not a surprise now. I don’t
like it this way cos its too sudden.
My mum: Sweetheart, I’m sorry it has to be like this…
After this honeymoon we are planning on a family
vacation to Dubai. Me: okay ooo. I’m happy for you, but you should
have informed me earlier, I would have gone to
grandma’s place.
My mum: Noooo! You should stay at home with your
step brother now, since he’s around, you wont be
the only one. Me: okay sha.
Well, I wasn’t happy at first but later I realised it is for
my own advantage ooo. This is an opportunity for
me to invite my new boyfriend over, my boyfriend
Festus is a student of Unilag, we started dating just 2
months and we’ve never had an opportunity to have sex….

Watchout For Episode 2

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

#ShortStories : Obidike!

 He always stared at me whenever I passed him.
And it was often that I did.

On many occasions I had caught his eyes. He would look away quickly, his features wilting in embarrassment.

It surprised me why never approached me. Why he only stared and even showed embarrassment when I caught his eyes.

And yet he was Obidike, the tiger.

He was not afraid of anything, the stories tell. They tell of his numerous capabilities and his jaw-dropping endeavours too.

How he had battled edi, the rough-toothed wild dog, with bare hands and killed it, while his mates took to their heels. Or how he single-handedly felled an oji using only an axe.

You need not to look at him twice to know the stories were true. His arms were big, one blow from any of them would be enough to kill. Little wonder there were no stories of him fighting anyone. Who dares come near him in a fight?

His thighs were split with muscle, never for once allowing any space in the shorts he wore. Most times he was topless, his chest two massive mounds of muscle sleeping side by side each other. He can wiggle them and make them dance, Nenye had told me once, and my mouth watered.

The six lumps that show on his belly were magnetic to behold.

Obidike was a village wonder.

Many times I have wondered if he knew I intentionally slowed my pace when walking past him, pushing out my hips and twisting as if in a dance.

Or how I often pick a bucket to go to the stream even though all our containers were filled, or pick the machete to go to the bush pretending to fetch fodder for the goats, just because I wanted to see him. Or him to see me.

I know the time and place to find him. I always guessed right - Mama Eche’s palm wine joint in the early evening hours and the cool shade of the huge ukpaka at Iyi road in the later hours. Most times he was there with his friends; Uzonna, Okwudili and Cletus, engaged in energy-filled men’s gossip.

But that evening that he first talked to me he was alone, sitting on the stump of a cut palm tree.

‘Amaka,’ he called me as I sashayed past.

I turned. ‘I kporo m - Did you call me?’

‘Eh. Kedu?’

‘Odi mma.’

And then the silence dragged, sending both of us swimming in an invisible sea of awkwardness.

Now it threatened to drown us.

He kept scratching at his head while I tapped the machete in my hand on the palm of my other.

‘Nne, kedu kwanu?’ he said finally, only repeating himself.

But the way he’d called Nne caused a sting of excitement at the tips of my nipples. I shut my eyes briefly.

‘Amaka, I like you o,’ he said again. ‘I really do o.’

I smiled, bending away as my cheeks began to heat up.

‘Tell me, do you like me?’

I said nothing, still smiling and twisting from one side to another like an ogbanje. His presence made me feel so warm.

‘Nne, answer me na, do you?’

Finally, I nodded. My head was fully bent as if I was hiding my smile from him. But I heard the huge sigh he gave out when I nodded.

I realized then that it had been fear, the fear of my saying NO that’s what has been keeping him from approaching me all along.

He came closer and took my hand. Slowly he guided me to the back of the ukpaka tree.

The evening sped on. From the bush nearby, night-loving insects has started to drone and cackle.

I leaned into the tree and he stood before me, covering my front with his bulky frame.

He held my face with two hands and turned my eyes up at him.

He smiled at my soft stare. He looked even more tempting in the shadowed smile.

The evening darkened another bit and all I could see now is the black outline of his figure.

It wasn’t thickly dark though, it was the good moon days.

He bent and slipped his lips into mine. They tasted of Tom-Tom. I sucked at them as if they were edible, just in the same manner he did mine.

He was absently unbuttoning my blouse as we kissed.

Soon the loose fabric dropped off to the ground.

The touch of the cool evening breeze on my hardened nipples gave me an exciting nippy sensation.

Almost at the same time, he covered one with his mouth. I whined in the wet pleasure.

The sounds continued as I breastfed him. I grabbed his head, holding him in as I quivered. The rough bark of the old ukpaka scraped at my back but I didn’t care. Pain was needed to appreciate pleasure.

He made baby-like slurping sounds as he sucked. For a tiny, fiery second I wondered if I was producing milk.

Then he stopped and I slowly settled back to order.

I waited patiently as he unzipped his shorts. It was dark so I didn’t see it till I touched it.

He’d taken my hand and placed on it. I felt suddenly faint. It was the size of a child’s leg. I had to join the other hand to hold it.

He put his hand on my shoulder and pressed me down. On my knees, I opened my mouth to its widest limit to take it. It yet didn’t enter easily.

Sucking on the meaty organ was labour, but one I strangely enjoyed. The time he held me in, pushing the entire thickness down my throat, I saw stars. He released me and I quickly opened my mouth to take in air. I was panting.

I didn’t suck on him for too long, else he would have stretched my lips beyond their limits, leaving my lower jaw hanging like a zombie.

He guided me up and turned me to face the tree. Under his direction, I held the tree trunk with both hands and pushed out my back to him. I like the sense of control he exercised.

From behind, I felt his cap playing around my partition. In the craving, my inside overflowed with honey liquid.

And then he pushed himself in.

I stifled a scream.

His first few thrusts were slow and calculated, filled with experience. Finally the acceptance was complete and began shoving in and out of me in quick hungry bouts.

I felt a mix of pleasure and pain, the pleasure dominating. He held my waist firm and still, slamming at it with energy.

I wondered if anyone passing would hear the strange tap-tap sounds coming from behind the ukpaka.

The person will bolt away and in the morning the story of how someone had encountered the gods of the tree in the night communicating in strange language would have spread wide.

It wasn’t long that he started making deep throaty sounds and I knew the time has come. I spread my legs wide to accommodate his deposition.

He shot straight deep inside me. I felt it in my belly, the satisfying feel of his creamy dump.

He pulled out and thanked me.

I pressed myself into him and he covered me with his arms.

We stayed like that for several minutes, my fingers stroking his dripping organ. It was not as strong as before, but it yet hadn’t gone down completely. I wondered if he wanted to have me again.

I would call that night my best ever.

But that title quickly reversed three months after when I became pregnant and Papa sent me out of the house.

Obidike has travelled to Onitsha to learn trade with Ezekiel, Mazi Onuegbu’s son.

10 Reasons Yu Should Stop Eating Too Much Instant Noodles

1. Nutrient Absorption : Noodles inhibit the absorption of nutrients for the children under 5.

2. Cancer : The ingredient in the instant noodles called “Styrofoam’, is a cancer causing agent.

3. Miscarriage : Women who are Eating instant noodles during their pregnancy causes miscarriage, because it affect the development of a foetus.

4. Junk Food : instant noodles are enriched with full of carbohydrates,but no vitamins, fiber and minerals. This makes the instant noodles considered as a junk food.

5. Sodium : Instant noodles are power packed with high amounts of sodium. Excess consumption of sodium leads to heart disease, stroke, hypertension and kidney damage.

6. MSG : Monosodium Glutamate is used to enhance the flavour of instant noodles. People who are allergic to MSG consume it as part of their diet, then they end up suffering from headaches, facial flushing, pain, burning sensations.

7. Overweight : Eating Noodles is the leading cause of obesity. Noodles contains fat and large amounts of sodium, which causes water retention in the body and surely it leads to overweight, and obesity leads to heart problems.

8. Digestion : Instant noodles are bad for digestive system. Regular consumption of instant noodles causes irregular bowl movements and bloating.

9. Propylene Glycol : The ingredient in the instant noodles called “Propylene Glycol” which has a anti-freeze property. This ingredient is used because it prevents the noodles from drying by retaining moisture. It weakens the immune system of our body. It is easily absorbed by the body and it accumulates in the kidneys, heart and liver. It causes abnormalities and damage to those areas.

10. Metabolism : Regular consumption of instant noodles affect the body’s metabolism, because of the chemical substances like additives, coloring and preservatives inside the noodles.
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Monday, February 23, 2015

Jokes_When Was The Last Time?

A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this

#Jokes_Chinese, Igbo and Yoruba Man


Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

Ten Ways To Show Love

 1. Display maturity

It’s always said that women mature faster than guys and are often found complaining about how immature they act. Impress her with the way you deal with situations and your outlook on the whole. Show her how responsible you are about finances, or serious you are about your career. And demonstrate your ability to think clearly and rationally when disagreements crop up or a conflict of interests presents itself.

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2. Romance her

Make her feel good by keeping the romance alive in the relationship. You don’t have to spend a whole lot of money doing this. Sure, there isn’t a woman alive who doesn’t adore flowers and gifts, but you can also do things that don’t cost a lot but can still enhance your relationship. Write her little notes or send her a mushy card. Call her up just to tell her you’re thinking about her and can’t wait to see her again. Be attentive and make her feel cherished and truly special.

3. Faithful

Don’t ever give her occasion to doubt you. Let her know that you have eyes only for her and the rest of the world takes a backseat. Let her sense your commitment to her and your relationship. Being able to trust someone and truly rely on him is a very powerful feeling. So many people profess deep feelings and then cheat on their partners. Don’t just tell her but show her that she can count on you. Women need to feel secure and once that is established, it takes the relationship to a higher level.

4. Time spent with her is precious

Make it clear that you really treasure the time you spend with her, irrespective of what you’re doing together. And prove it! For instance, if she suddenly tells you she’d like to meet you because she’s finishing work early and you had something else lined up, cancel it for her. That doesn’t mean you cater to her to the exclusion of everything else, just that you sometimes sacrifice something you care about to be with her. If she begs you to come see a movie and you had plans with your buddies, do it for her and let her know subtly that you did. She will surely reward you! Women also love it if you do some girly stuff with them like shopping for lingerie, and aren’t afraid of sacrificing your masculinity in the process. It just makes you more of a man in their eyes!

5. Compliment her

You don’t have to go over the top always telling her how good she looks or how gorgeous her hair is or what a lovely outfit she’s wearing. A compliment has more effect when it is sincere, well timed and often, out of the blue. While a woman always loves hearing that she’s looking good, you can’t keep telling her that. It will lose its charm eventually. A compliment is valued when there is a surprise element to it. Telling her how witty you find her, how her intelligence turns you on, appreciating how thoughtful and generous she can be, or her gentle nature, all these are deeper compliments, which, when paid sincerely, make the recipient feel ten feet tall.

6. Laughter

Use humor as your biggest ally. If she enjoys your company and looks forward to seeing you again, you’re rapidly becoming an addiction, and that’s just what you’re aiming for. It’s not about making her laugh over your one-liners and finding you hilarious. It’s more about being on the same wavelength and enjoying the other’s sense of humor too. Or finding humor in similar situations or having a favorite serial or sitcom, which you talk about and cracks you up. Finding the same joke funny, or sharing a smile, draws you closer and makes you feel like kindred spirits. It’s a great feeling!

7. Learn what turns her on

And use it to advantage. Find out just the kind of touch that excites her, how she loves to be kissed. Don’t ever push her for sex or make her uncomfortable by coming on too strong. Let her see the effect she has on you, yet keep a strong rein on your passions if she decides she wants to call a stop to it. Let her set the pace, and ensure she understands that while your desires for her are strong, you will respect the limits she sets. Respect her and her body and she will appreciate you more for it. Women love it when they can see how much they turn you on and yet find you willing to take it slow for their sake. Also, when you make love to her, don’t always kiss her or caress her as a lead up to having sex. Do it just to make her feel special and because you want to convey that to her, and she will adore you for it.

8. Give her space

Don’t be possessive and make her account to you regarding her whereabouts. Let her know you trust her. Don’t expect her to spend all her free time with you. Let her have her own life too. Often when in a relationship, people make the mistake of spending every waking moment that they can manage together, and in the process, alienate themselves from friends and even lose their identity. Let her be her own person.

9. Thoughtful

You remember little things she told you, and remind her of it at opportune moments. It may be that she once mentioned she loves having chicken soup when she’s got a cold, and you land up with some when she’s got the sniffles. Or she’s told you how she adores a particular entrée at a popular restaurant and the next time you go there, you order it and surprise her. It makes her feel like you genuinely listen to her and take the trouble to act on it and make her happy.

10. “I love you”

And of course, while showing her should give her the message, there’s a lot to be said for saying it loud and clear. Tell her how important she is to you. You might want to think about when you’re first going to tell her those three words. If it’s too early in the relationship, she might be skeptical that you could feel so deeply so soon. And thereafter, it’s not just choosing the right moment, but making every small moment count. You don’t have to wait only till you’re kissing her, or in bed. Saying it when it’s least expected makes it all the more precious. She might be telling you something and the feeling just overwhelms you – tell her at that instant. She won’t mind being interrupted mid-sentence.